...want a crazy joke?...

Mood : Laughing...
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Dear friends,

Konbanwa...barusan gw dapet mail dari temen, isinya ttg joke....ahahaha...XD well, di saat seperti ini gw emang butuh ketawa....ok, langsung aja...douzo!!

AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !
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[Wakakakaka XD Mangsude???? Bukan kuantitas bang!! XP]

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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[Ahiaksssss...]

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
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[Yes!! Me too!! Bwahahahaa...XD]

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy i! t"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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[Bwahahahaha...Jayuzzzz XP]

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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[Ahiaksss....gw yang gila ato dia yang kerajinan?? wakakakaa..XD]

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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[GELOOOO!!! XD Narsis.com!!]

Ah Beng had just bought a&nbs p; new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
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[Wakakkakaka....wakakakkakaa...XD halah Bang!! Lu Idup di taon berapa seh??]

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "Iwas ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone,I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
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[HALAH!!! Bego kok dipelihara?? Wakakkaa..XD]

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei ! AND LAS V EGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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[Ahahahaha...BENERR BGT TUH!!! Siapa suruh jawab!! Ahiakssss...XP Edaaaaannn!!]

Affter completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4 -7 YRS".
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[Hayah!!! Umur lo berapa???....kekekeke..XP]

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
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[GW SINGLE!!!! Wakakakakaka...XD]

Wes...ancur tenan!! Pancen 'Crazy'!!!!

Jya minna-san...^^;;