Boku wa Magnum! (Gackt's Interview)

Konbanwa...^^
Ogenki desu ka? Lama gak update nih blog tersayang...jangan ngambek ya? ^^;;
Sebenernya masih bingung mo nulis apaan...tapi, setelah browsing-browsing sana-sini akhirny Sakura menemukan sebuah Interview......YUP! Siapa lagi kalo bukan interviewnya Gaku di sebuah acara TV...^^

Ni interview, gw liat di situs Love Potions No.9....ada scan picnya sih..tapi...gw gak post di sini...malesssss...buanyak sih...~~ Jadi, Sakura kasih dialognya aja ya? dan sedikit ilustrasi.....

MC : The waist(pinggang) area? What do you mean, what about it?
Gaku : It's like 'good', eh? *tulisan waist di balik*
[tsiaw?? O___o'']
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Gaku : basically I don't like to waste time actually training.....
MC : How do you all wash your hair?
Gaku : First, stand with your back to the shower...
MC : You're kidding aren't you? You're laughing! Something isn't right about this!
Gaku : This is something I discovered watching the Matrix
MC : The Matrix!?
[Kemudian muncul gambar model....manekin, dengan posisi Keanu menghindari peluru di Matrix 1. Yah, istilahnya 'kayang' kalo di sini...~~]
Gaku : Like this. I'm fine, you could set a teaset on me in that position,
[Gaku meragain caranya. Pegel euyyy.......encok..encokku kumat.....~~]
MC : 1-2-3
Penonton : Cool!!
Gaku : Yes and while you do that move, your belly....But of course. Well...ocassionally I space out..and brush my teeth with men's biore (facial cleansner). I love it. It's very important. I'm...not the type to do it everyday. I leave intervals, and store it up.
[what the h*** is he talking about??? O___o''<-------gak ngeh blasssss]
Gaku : I hate when it's over in one or two hours...so, If I store it up, I can go about 8 hours straight, sexual play. No good? Well, of course, there are many positions to go through..
MC : Like this one?
[gambarnya gak keliatan...si MC ngapain..~~ Oya, setelah ini juga..aye gak tau mereka ngomongin ttg apaan...]
Gaku : Something close to that...more like it's impossible to hide it before and during the tour, I'm always naked in my room, cause it is MY room.
MC : your GA-KU-TO is right there for all to see.
Gaku : you mean Junior? [Apa nih maksudnya?? 'Itu' ??] I'm really not embarassed about people seeing. Well, I'm a Magnum.
MC : A Magnum, eh? WOW! He's acting a little funny.
Gaku : It's just, I didn't mean to say it on national television. *nyengir2 gak jelas*

Interview yang aneh...Gaku tuh iseng bgt sih!!!! -___-'' Gaku itu, kalo di interview....ngejawab pertanyaan...serius apa engga.....mukanya sama aja!!! Bete!! Kalo gw pikir sih..dia tuh gak serius dengan jawaban2 yang weird....karena sebenernya Gaku itu ISENG!!!!! Kekekekkee....au ah gelap!! >.<

Tapi, lucu juga kalo ada acara yang kaya' gitu...hehehe...bikin orang kebat-kebit dengernya....kakakakaa.....hayoooo!! Yang pikirannya macem2 pasti langsung bersemu merah!!! Apaan?? Kekekekee.....GOTCHA!!

Ok, enough for now....
Jya mata ne ^^